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Rip It Up, Issue 74, 1 September 1983, Page 24

have enough problems of their own without a drunken/sober poser/coolcat/dude/fuckwit KING SHAG LETTER giving them more/heaps? (Just delete where inapplicable, post to PO Box 5689 and save the trouble of writing your own). Print this as it’s true/false/ a load of shit... Just who does this wanker/ shithead/fuckface ’Arry/ Schmarry/King Shag/King Slag/' King Shit think he fucking/; bloody/fucking (again) is/was? I just can’t understand why you, the editor/so-called editor lets Jhis slimy/grimy/limeyj Httle berk/jerk/turk/git get away with this tripe/written answer to herpes: I think that somebody with a mouth as big as mydog’s arse/my,cat’s'arse/] a black hole/a brown hole/l*^ a vespa latrine shouldn’t/; should have/’ave a column/ Who/what gives him the right/write to slag such great/ wank bands as Auckland Walk/ Tomorrow's Parties/The Narcs? Why can’t the guys/jerks be left alone without having a wanker/ shithead/fuckface like ’Arry/ . Schmarry/King Shag/King Slag/ King Shit writing utter crap/ trash about them? Surely they have enough problems of their own without a drunken/sober poser/coolcat/dude/fuckwit giving them more/heaps? I just can’t understand why you, the editor/so-called editor lets this slimy/grimy/limey little berk/jerk/turk/git get away with this tripe/written answer to herpes. I think that somebody with a mouth as big as my dog’s arse/my cat’s arse/ a black hole/a brown hole/ a vespa latrine shouldn’t/ should have/’ave a column/ page in your otherwise great/; fucked magazine. Signed, Roger King/Pete Adams/LR/ Eight Living Legs. Auckland/Wellington/ Palmerston Cheese. Do it yourself ’Arry reply:... MX oot 8H 5W £P ru the kiitt Amhal Send njJrcSS f3-£0 < io:P\dL\f <£>y /Pp&xiTlZ .Ak s/zire/ *cACtuaA,at. J