PAT’S IDEA.

New Zealand Illustrated Sporting & Dramatic Review, Volume XX, Issue 1119, 21 September 1911, Page 22

PAT’S IDEA.

A woman entered a smoking compartment on a city tram where an Irishman was puffing leisurely at a clay pipe. She asked him to put it out. He looked at her and took no notice, and told her that she was in the smoking saloon. “If you were my husband I would give you poison,” she said. “Begorra,” said Pat, “if I was your husband I’d take it.”