Our Funny Page

New Zealand Graphic, Volume XLI, Issue 9, 26 August 1908, Page 72

Our Funny Page

"Look ’ere! I say. me good man, she’s slowed down already. I ’ope no thinks ’appened <0 the hengines.” ‘'No, sir; I think naut, sir. She’s probably warping hinto- the dock, sir, hon the bother side, sir.”

She (enthusiastically).—Oh, isn't this fine! lie (anxiously).—lt will be if we don't shake that bike cop pretty soon.

LEVELHEADED.

“The ‘Town Optic Magazine' sen. nw to make a photo of you for an article on level-headed financiers. You have no objection, I hope?” ‘‘Xtecidedly Biol! Just wait till I go an d arrange tnyhair,".

THE SHAME OF IT.

Miss Dateup: “She is lovely; but don’t you think she is dreadfully old fash* , ioned ?’’ Miss Moderns “Oh, I do! 1 was so embarrassed the other afternoon when I went shopping with her and discovered she had a pocket in her dress.

“ One dollar a bottle, sir! ” “But what will it cure?” “What have you got?”

OX THE < ARD.

“Well, what’s on the bill-of fare today?” inquired the genial guest. “Beg pahdon, sah—Ah guess dey’s flyspecks. Ah’ll git yo ’anudder, sah.”

Mrs. Constable —"Joshuay! lie ye loony! Why are ye rigged, ©nt in thet —tnet—• —” Constable Shulflesopp — “Mayor’s orders fer th' beautifyin’ uv the’ town. He sez he seed gal cops like this to a show down ter N’York, an’ they wua Blighty ornamental,’*