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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XXXIV, Issue 22, 3 June 1905, Page 49

A happy inspiration strikes the lad at he i.» being led into the woolshed by hi.f father, who holds a long switch in hi* hand. “Remember, father,” says the l»o* “that yon were a boy yourself once.” “1 hadn't thought of that,’’ replies th*father. “Come to think of it, I wat* And when 1 got into such mischief ac you have, my father always licked me a. good deal harder than 1 meant to whip you.” Cautioning the youth to wait, the father goes to get an additional switch.

An absent-minded butcher was asked by a young mother to weight her baby. He put the little one on the scales, and, glancing at the dial, remarked: “Just nine pounds, bones and all. Shall 1 remove the bones?”

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