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New Zealand Graphic, Volume XVI, Issue II, 11 January 1896, Page 46

Sceptic : ‘ Did you ever know two doctors to agree ?’ Medical student (after reflection): * Ye-e-s; once. ’ Sceptic : ‘ What was it ?’ Medical student: *At a post mortem.’ There is but little in life to live for. The world is a hollow mockery, full of troubles, trials, and bad pianoplayers. A bachelor having advertised for a wife to share his lot, was asked what the size of his lot was. Mrs A. : ‘Do you play the organ, Mr Smith ?’ Smith : * Yes, if the handle is not broken. ’

ENO’S ’ FRUIT SALT.’—In pimples and blotches on the face, sallowness of the skin, and depression of spirits, it is moet useful, for not the least of its recommendations is its resemblance to fruit in the natural way in -which it relieves the system of effete or poisonous matter, which, if retained, poisons the blood ; and its advantages over fruit are (hit it can be always at hand when required. Its preparation has been truly styled one of the triumphs of modern chemistry. In hot or foreign climates it is invaluable, it allays nervous excitement, and restores the nervous system to its proper condition (by natural means). In the nnrsery it is be rond price. Sold by all Chemists and Stores. (42>

JMP O R T YOUR BULBS DIRECT. We, PETER VAN VELSEN AND SONS, Bulbgrowers, Haarlem, Holland, beg to intimate that Illustrated Catalogues can be had on application, post free, from our agents, MESSRS A. MILLAR AND CO. Auckland.

KEATING’S POWDER. KEATING’S POWDER. KEATING’S POWDER. KEATING’S POWDER. KEATING’S POWDER. KEATING’S POWDER. This powder, so celebrated, is utterly unrivalled it destroying BUGS, FLEAS, MOTHS, BEETLES, and all Insects (whilst perfectly harmless to all anima life). All woollens and furs should be well sprinkled with the Powder before placing away. It is invalu able to take to the Seaside. To avoid disappoint meat insist upon having * Keating’s Powder/ Nc other Powder is effectual. BUGS KILLS MOTH’-i BEETLES, iMOSQun oes: Unrivalled in destroying FLEAS. BUGS. COCKROACHES. BEETLES, MOTHS in FURS, and every other species of Insect. Sportsmen will And this invaluable for destroying fleas in the dogs, as also ladies for their pet dogs. The PUBLIC are CAUTIONED that every pack age of the genuine powder bears the autograph of THOMAS KEATING; without this any article offered is a fraud. Sold in Tins only. KEATING’S WORM TABLETS! KEATING’S WORM TABLETS. KEATINGS WORM TABLETS! KEATING’S WORM TABLETS! KEATING’S WORM TABLETS! A PURELY VEGETABLE SWEETMEAT, both in appear ance and taste, furnishing a most agreeable method of administeronly remedy for INTESTINAL or THREAD WORMS. It is a perfectly safe and mild preparation, and is •specially adapted for Children. Soli! in Tins, by all Druggists. Proprietor. THOMAS KEATING. London. We make a Specialty • • • Of Finely Engraved CARDS, CRESTS, , . . MONOGRAMS and WEDDING INVITATIONS H. BRETT, Graphic Office, Shortland Street, Auckland.