FUNNYISMS.

New Zealand Graphic, Volume VI, Issue 23, 7 June 1890, Page 10

FUNNYISMS.

THE undertaker * favourite exercise is boxing t..rfrr* dent Rian is like a hea,i prevents him going Arz,,: kt “* ->» m- . ! ‘ e . n In “’-h I can't work, and so I let it alone ' The *innkinkr - 'No. the working.* I - Vonr w i fe temi-er verv well*' J- ne* I m—er—some; but I get the most -.f it. ' ‘ w hat are you going to buy your wife for a birth-lav presentasked a • -done! Jones of Squire Johnson. -I m thinking -t getting her a piano.' - Can she plav * ■\„ -rouroe n-t. Do yon think Id be such a foofa-s to l, B v her a piano it she could plav F ■ h nM?’ Il,e ten-ierly. promise me that if I shoul i be taken away you will never marrv Nance Tarbox ' < ertamly. Mana, said the hu-l«an-l I can promise you that. She refused me three when I wasa much handsomer man than I am now ’ Vp to the fifteenth year most young people re.mire ten hour* deep, an-i till the twentieth year nine' h-.iir*' \fter 3?* ever ?° ne ?“« ho’v much he or she requires tlwugh. as a general rule at least six or eight hour* are necessary. Etght hours sleep- will prevent m-.re nerrou- derangements in women than any medicine can cure.