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The Fretful Porcupine
A FREE COUNTRY. New Woman (on front of 'bus): Sir, I object to smoking. Gay Old Party : That's all right, madam ; and you're not compelled to do it, «• don't smoke.
GROSS EXTRAVAGANCE. Mr Henpeck: I shall have to go to town to-day, Maria, and I shall want some money, for there's train fare, lunch, 'bus fares, and I've got to Mrs Henpeck: Well, John, take this shilling, and, mind, if you come home, tht worse for drink I'll not let you in.