THE DAY OF DAYS.
A Scot appeared in an English policecourt, Ids head swathed in bandages. An Irishman, charged with assaulting him with a kettle, pointed to the injured party and said scornfully:— “Those bandages are all show. He was walking about without them yesterday.” “Is that true?” asked the magistrate. “Yes, - ’ replied the Scot. “I wanted to keep them clean for to-day.”
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Waikato Times, Volume 118, Issue 19762, 18 December 1935, Page 21 (Supplement)
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63THE DAY OF DAYS. Waikato Times, Volume 118, Issue 19762, 18 December 1935, Page 21 (Supplement)
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