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Waikato Times, Volume 89, Issue 13811, 16 July 1918, Page 4

CHAMPION IS DOWNHEARTED AS MIRTH IS TO BE PROHIBITED. copy ()!•' tflforam sknt ro :-n; JAAIFS Ai.LFN. K.C.8., i)KFFNCF MINISTER. WELLINGTON, 13th Jl'I.Y, I'M*.

"INTELLIGENT AX!) MIRTHFUL CHAMPION NOTICES WITH RFGRFT I'll AT All? BISHOP, OF CHRISTCHURCH, HAS SWALLOWED THE NORTHERN JOKE OF THE 'IMF OX' FARAf OF 300 ACHES, WHICH AT €1(M) PEP ACRE IS £30,000, WITH INTEREST AT 6 PER CENT IS fcISOO PEP ANNUM TO YIELD 20 HALES WOOL, VALUED AT £450. I DON'T THINK AXYOXE BUYING PIE ON' FARM WOULD BE ON VELVET, AND, TRULY, HE WOULD BF THE LAST 31 AN FROM A MENTAL HOME TO PUT HIS -POT OX' AT THESE FIGURES. IT IS REPORTED JOKES APE TO BE PROHIBITED. I All INSTRUCTING MY PEOPLE TO LEARN THE DEAF AND DUMB ALPHABET AND RETIRE IN A COMATOSE STATE, AND WHEX THE THAW IS ON TO RECUPERATE OX STANDARD OATMEAL AND ROLLED OATS. I AM, V AUCKLAND." T • » A TORT FT A TRAVERS (At Random Without Con-'deration). 310

Professional. Box No. 9 'T.'ione 3<3. M JJOBBS, SURGEON DENTIST. Mar l'c consulted at rooiM lately occupied by Messrs Young and >'iresham until ro'tinlction of new prcmi; -s, Victoria Ci.i'.ni.-j rs fiK >:t Times office), Hamilton, 22nd June. URSING (MATETINITY). WJE3E OLSEN :, T s : '::kt. Hamilton EAST. 'Phone SIG.

PRIVATE OSPITA L. Maternity and StTgicsl, .MARKET STREET, (Near Ngaruawahia Bridge) Terms moderte NURSE MARGETTS Matron PRIVATE HOSPITAL Medical and Surgical), ANGLESEA STREET, HAMILTON. 'Phono 80. E. WJLKINS, N.Z.R.N. YOUNG AMD GRESHAM, Dentists, HAMILTON. (~)N and after Ist July, Mr Grcsham " will be acting as Locum for Mr Taylor, Cambridge, until ins return from the front. M R W. G. p OUNTNEY Dental Surgeon, ' KIA ORA BUILDINGS (Next Bank of Australasia), HAMILTON.

H. GROCOTT M.P.S.N.Z. EYESIGHT SPECIALIST (By Diploma.) At Manning's Main Pharmacy, Opp. Theatre Royal, HAMILTON.

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