PEOPLE WHO OUGHT TO REFORM.

West Coast Times, Issue 9436, 1 December 1892, Page 3

PEOPLE WHO OUGHT TO REFORM.

TheLavowr The Clergyman TKt Moielkeeper. Thelo^aY m»», who iccludeth ii bis littlj bill of toa^i Buch items as— To per us inn telegram advertising that Brown would be in town in time for mo trial ... ... 3s 4d Telegram in rpply expressing oar approval, 40.. paid transmitting aane, la ... ... 4s 4d Conferring with you when we advised you that, in our opinion, Smi'hson was 'no better man be ought to be' 10]6sd The clergyman, who discourseth exceedingly lengthy discourses, combats the ure- Adamite taeor? and Darwin's evolution theory ; reduceth to ecclesiastical pulp all those who ventured to express a doubt as to the author of the Pentateuch* | upholds Armuuanism, and criticises Calvanism ; denounceth the Baptists and, the Mormons, John Wesley and Confucius and espoaeth Montanism, Nestorianism Aphthartiodocetfctn. and Arianism all in tbe fame Bermon ; he ought, we think, to reform, We are cure he ought to reform. The hotelfceeper who collecteth Buchanan's Hoase of Commons Whisky bottles fill thethem with an inferior spirit and is then the direct cause of m uch iodinatioa and dissatisfaction.

2min lsec. Dir £2 13a. A protest tgainßt Cynsica for dark tanning was dismissed. Creterion Stakes Handicap, lOOjovb. 5 furlongs— Oatpoat, 85t51b,2; Geraint, Bst, 2 ; Token, B*t 3. Won by a nose. Time Imin saeo. Div£2llßs. Onslow Plate, lfiOsovs, 1^ mile— Merganner, 1 ; Merrie England, 2. Only thi3 pair started, Won anyhow. Time 2mia 17sec. Div £1 4s. Spring Handicap, lOOdOVfI, one mileSaracen, Bet 41b 1 ; Conjuror, 6at 101 b 2 ; Won by half a length. Time Imin 47sec, Dlt3 11b. Mu^selberg Plate, lOOsovs, four furlongfl—Strowan, 1 ; Watawatea, 2 , Shirmisher, 3. Won by a length. Time £o}?ecs. Div £3 17s. Tahune Park Welter, lOOsove, Beven furlongs— Exile Bat 21b, 1 ; Tempest, 9-t 21b, 2 ; Wanganni, 9*t 101 b, 3. Won by a length after a good race. Time lmim 33ar 09. Div £10 16s. The two mile trot was won by Mono *ai 33sec3 paying £7 16s. The investments for the day were £5146.