FREEDOM OF THE SEAS.
THE AMERICAN POINT OF VIEW
In consideration of the Rights of Neutrals, which we have at all times scrupulously respected, and the Freedona of the Seas, for which we have persistently contended, we graciously append to our recent order/the following limitations:
(1) A life-size portrait of the devil be painted on each side of the hull above the water-line, and a live twoheaded eagle chained to the masthead. The American flag may also be hoisted, but not less than six feet below the centre of the keel.
(2) The President of'the United States shall personally inspect the boat before each trip and shall submit a sworn statement that neither freight nor passengers are aboard.
(3) V AII ferryboats shall proceed in a straight line between Iceland and the North Pole.
(4) The boats shall leave and arrive only on the fifth Thursday of each month, and not more than one boat each day.
All ferryboats observing these simple restrictions will be relatively safe, and if sunk, will be apologised for. Absolute safety cannot be guaranteed.
Any attempt, to continue the ferry service, except as here directed, will be considered as a deliberate tempting of Providence.
(Signed) ME und Gott (Especially ME)
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LX, Issue 17074, 30 August 1917, Page 5
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205FREEDOM OF THE SEAS. Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LX, Issue 17074, 30 August 1917, Page 5
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