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Waipa Post, Volume 52, Issue 3705, 10 January 1936, Page 8

A lady touring in Europe paused momentarily in Czechoslovakia to purchase a birthday present for her brother in New York—a handsome and expensive cocktail set. Her brother says, anyway, he guesses it was a cocktail set; it arrived in small and almost unrecognisable fragments. As he was musing over the ruins, he discovered that the far-off Czechoslovakian shipping clerk who had wrapped the package had had presentiments of disaster. In large letters be inked a warning on the wrapping paper: “Inexpressibly breakly!” She: Don’t you like a girl to have a fresh conmplexion? He: Yes, but not too often. He: This is heavenly, darling! I would like to dance like this for ever. She: Don’t you i ever want to improve? Little Girl: Packet of pink dye, please. Grocer: For woollen or cotton goods? Little Girl: It’s for mother’s digestion. The doctor said she’d have to diet, and pink’s her favourite colour. i® Glad to See You? | You DO look well! J I feel well too ! I’ve just eaten m the very best meat pie I vie: ! tasted. » I got it from V J. H. BURNS Baker and Pastrycook, TB

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