Eloping Girl: Father is going to be completely unstrung. Happy Bridegroom: That's all right, dearest; we'll wire him at once. Customer (suspiciously): How is the hash made here? Waiter: Made, sir? 'Ash ain't made; it accumulates. "That idiot next door threw a ston? through the window while I was playing a Russian piece on the piano."' "Silly fellow! Now he will hear you all the plainer." * .■-.
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Waipa Post, Volume 49, Issue 3555, 8 December 1934, Page 12
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