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Waipa Post, Volume 49, Issue 3555, 8 December 1934, Page 9

Cherchez la Femme! In reply to the many fair correspondents enquiring who the lucky bloade was who had captured the attention of Tim and Ru at the Tennis Tournament, we are giving some of them an opportunity to speak for themselves. Marlene: "How perfectly gorgeous! Aren't those lads too utterly mirth making, my dears?" Greta ; "And listen, girls, ivhen I said that Mae teas frightfully temperamental, Tim replied that she teas 90% temper and 10% mental." Myrna : "But what did Tim and Ru mean by that haka which sounded like 'Red Hot Momma, Hey Nanny Nonny Hot Cha Cha'?" Dolores ; " Good gracious, your ignorance is awfully abysmal. That is the code sign for a tumbler of tiger's milk." Tim to Ru: " Come on Tarzan, what about some gorilla hunter's gargle t Swimming takes it out of you. Timaru puts it back. Ana good old Timaru is a luxury at the price of beer." "a JIOHIW REID'S ma 'cubLe < - ■jr. < Bottled with loving care by John Reid & Co. Ltd. m Anxac Avenue, Auckland

«myyy.yy EARLY DAYS TE AWAMUTU JAMES COWAN "THE OLD FRONTIER" "THE OLD FRONTIER" "THE OLD FRONTIER" A GRAPHIC STORY of the Pioneering Era in this District. . . A Faithfully-told Historic Record. ' ••' : >' : Price 5/ Published by THE WAIPA POST BOX 1, TE AWAMUTU. AT ALL STATIONERS.