HIS MOMENT,
Comedian: I was paid at the rate of £5 a minute last week. His Friend: Gracious! What wealth! Comedian: Yes, but the cashier said, "Next please!"
SUITABLE
The old lady entered the big store and went up to one of the shopwalkers.
"Can you advise me what birthday present to buy for my nephew?" she asked. "He's a professional boxer." "Socks!" he declared. "Second floor, madam!"
THEIR "TURN."
"So that acrobatic dancer has married her stage partner, I hear." "Yes. They fell head-over-heels in love."
THE HE-MAN
"Well," that's settled, anyway," Robinson sighed, sinking into a chair at his club. "I've just had a fearful row with the missus—but we've finally thrashed out the question of who's going to be boss in our house!'' "Really? And who is going to be boss?" "She is!"
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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3481, 19 June 1934, Page 12
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