SOMETHING TO WAIT FOR.
Golfer: The day I get round this course in under a hundred I’ll give you five shillings. Caddie: Thank you, sir. It’ll come in handy in me old age. The young lady had been given an audition with a theatrical producer, whom she had told she was a singer. After a series of shrill and very out-of-tune efforts she said with a bland smile: “You know, I’ve been told that as far as grand opera is concerned, my voice is very promising.” “Promising?” groaned the producer, “I should say it was decidedly threatening!”
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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3472, 29 May 1934, Page 7
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97SOMETHING TO WAIT FOR. Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3472, 29 May 1934, Page 7
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