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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3471, 26 May 1934, Page 9

m m A M f i ... Spots at the Waikato Show 3*33 Tim and Ru, the Jolly Farmers, have received an advance from the Dairy Company to celebrate their win at the Show. The Bank has decided not to foreclose. The Time-Payment man has the measles, and the Stock and Station Agents have given a further extension of rural credit. Altogether, things are looking up. Tim: Three cheesing rows. This wether makes ewe dry. So lettuce steer in for a tumbler of tigers’ milk. Ru; Aye, but don't hogqit. Otherwise it tvill be a fair cow. Tim: Listen, good fellow, I don’t believe in quotas, either for butter or Timaru. Ru: Then let’s get a leg rope on the brass roil and swallow some thirst separator. The farmers' pulsator, the Cream of all Ales. The drought breaker. The anti-depression compound. Timaru —the dairyfarmers ’ delight. J®liW KJEM* 9 * , ina ir u IctbLe czALe, -Si Bottled with loving care by John Reid & Co. Ltd. Inxae Avenue, Auckland I - Copyright TA49-163

Casey: I’ll work no more for that man Dolan. Son: And why ? Casey: Sure, ’tis on account of a remark he made to me. Son: What did he say ? Casey: “Says he, ‘Pat your discharged.’ ”