"Tommy," said his mother sorrowfully, "every time you are naughty I get another grey hair." "Gee," replied Tommy, "you must have been a terror. Look at Grand' pa." **i * * Englishman: "How did you get on at golf yesterday, Pat?" Pat: "All right, except when I went to use the brassey it flew out of my hand and shtruck an ould gintleman that was walkin' wid two ladies in grey pants and a Panama hat undher the ribs."
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Waipa Post, Volume 37, Issue 2179, 5 July 1928, Page 3
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