The teacher was trying to impress the names of various natural history specimens into her youthful class. She held a picture of a deer in front of her pupils, but nobody could tell, her what it was. "Now, Tommy," she said, "think, what does your mother call your father?" Tommy's eyes beamed with intelligence. " Well, teacher," he said, "it don't look like a pig to me." (Double free pass to Albert Kiich, King's Theatre, Stratford).
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Waipa Post, Volume 37, Issue 2179, 5 July 1928, Page 3
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