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Waipawa Mail, Volume LI, Issue 38, 13 December 1929, Page 2 (Supplement)

Editor (testing young now reporter) : Correct (he following' sentence: “Before any damage could l>e done the fire was put out by the village lire brigade.” “Yes, sir,” replied the youth. “The. fire was put out before any damage could be done by the village fire brigad^i /l.

A woman entered a chemist’s shop, mid said: I want some distemper, please. “Yes, madame,” replied the assistant; “what color do you want.” “I don’t know,” said the woman, “but the dog’s a black and white one. ’ ’