THE Best Story I Have Heard
by
Mr J. K. Moloney.
STAGGERING up the road to the Aussie’s camp at Heliopolis, Egypt,' came an Aussie soldier, a bottled tucked under one arm aria- another poking out of his tunic. Suddenly, the sentry challenged: “Halt! Who goes there?” The drunken Aussie drew himself up and, swaying in the breeze, so to -speak, replied: “Who the-blazes d’you think? Orpheus and his blinkin’ Loot!” “ Pass, Orpheus,” replied the sentry. “ Leave your Loot at the Gate!” Mr Harold WaMan, the popular vaudeville a tar, will tell a itory for “ Star ” readers to-morrow.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 17836, 3 May 1926, Page 8
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