NOT A BIT OF GOOD.
! Hod been saving for sonic time. I ami had bought a motor, about- which | be was wry enthusiastic, and there was ! no one on the road could equal him at ; scorch in". ; He'd been before the magistrate on j nion 1 than one occasion for excessive i speed, and'had been fined, and now he had to appear again. "'You've been at it. again with that car of yours, have you?" snapped tb" the magistrate. "Such people as xc. are a danger to the public, frightening them and also the horses, and ought to be locked up. You certainly ought to know better. If you will perist in racing against time, you should buy a flying'machine.' 1 '•' it wouldn't be a bit ol good." sighed the prisoner, wearily; "you'd have me arrested for frightening the bird* then." , mm^mmmmm _„»_«»_«._
i She: " Mow could you tell papa thai ! you were up every morning to .see the ; <ni' rise when von don't e:et up i.iH : -■■ l. ri.-cs Hi:-:! noun, doesn't ii.'?' !
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 9954, 16 September 1910, Page 2
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172NOT A BIT OF GOOD. Star (Christchurch), Issue 9954, 16 September 1910, Page 2
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