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Observer, Volume 3, Issue 64, 3 December 1881, Page 190

"|>ESUSCI T A T I O K OF THB LONG-MOULDERING DISEASE AND DEATH-DESTROYER ! LOST IN NOAH'S AEIC At the time of the Great Flood startling delusions ! Professor (Jtsscott, THE REXOAVXED HEEBALIST AND CHIEOPODIST, Has recently awakened to the fact of his being iiuder a painful delusion. BLOWING TO THE INCE3SENT DRAIN ON HIS STRENGTH, by attending to the call of so many in the district,' T'll E PROFESSOR has takex himself to SHORTLAND STREET, (Next door to Messrs "Winks and Hall's), Wliere, in the quiet seclusion of his Private Room,, he will try to recruit his strength. He has all through life been taught that the love of life is strong in every individual : that under its influence persons Avill haA'e recourse to the most costly means to keep themselves alive. Hot/loavay knew this, and so, Avith a box of pellets and a jar of grease, he has made a fortune.. That preparation of Oockt/e's, swalloAved so> largely by a public eager to live, has also made itsowner a fortune. People Avill live, they say, and so fortunes have been made, and are yet being made, easily. As all medicines advertised are positive cures the public, of course, buy them. NOW COMES THE PROBLEM. If all these Medicines, compounded of such curious and unpronounceable materials, cure all those to Avhom they are administered, then there is nothing left for PROFESSOR GUSSC'OTT, but to KILL, Avhich they must, do on a large scale, as HIS MEDICINES AEE EAGERLY SOUGHT AFTER, and are to be SEEN in, EVERY HOUSE. PROFESSOR GUSCOTT invites the confidence of either sex suffering from functional derangements, spermatorrhoea, exhausting dreams, &c. PROFESSOR CIUSCOTT has made nervous debility and loss of power his special study, from whatever cause arising. He would earnestly impress upon those who do suffer to seek immediate advice and counsel, if they desire "an old age, serene and bright ." Let no false delicacy deter suffering victims from removing the cause of this blight to manhood. The strictest confidence may be relied upon. PROFESSOR GUSSC'OTT, avlio has been studying all the above diseases for the last twenty years (both in America and France), is noAV in Auckland, and by applying to him for advicehe will show you how to preserve health and strength, secure long life and happiness. PROFESSOR GUSSCOTT maybe consulted by letter (covering remittance), or personally, at hisresidence, Shortland-street. Hours of attendance — S a.m. to 7 p.m. Remember treatment solelA' i by HERBS. A ■WONDERFUL CUETC. Professor Gusscolt, South Town Belt. Dear Sir, — I haA'e been troubled Avith nervous debility for the past eight years, brought on as you havo explained in the " Canterbury Times/ by the indiscretion of early youth. I haA'e spent scores of pounds first with one and then Avith another, but never received any permanent benefit. Some said that I had heart disease, others that I was consumptive, but Avhen I Avrote to you from the Rakaia you 'explained my symptoms so exactly that I was induced to come to town at once, though you told me you could treat me equally as well by stopping and attending to my "work as in losing time by coming to town. I was unfit for Avork, so decided to come to town for a spell, as I could neither eat nor sleep. My mind Avandered ; I had a desire to be aAvay from company, and yet Avhen alone my own company was hateful to me. I A\rs troubled Avith the most hideousdreams, and Avas in that low, nervous state which made me sometimes feel as if death vroidd be a happy release. My head ached, my heart palpitated voilcntly, I Avould start almost at my own shadow. My mind, in fact, was not my own. I saw you on my arm'al in toAvn, Avhen yon were in Manchester-street, and you then told me that it would take three months at the very least to> effect a perfect cure, and that I must comply exactly Avith your instructions ; if not, you would not. guarantee a cure. I am now happy to saythat I did as you told me to the very regulating my hours anil habits, and that noAV, after thelapse of fifteu. Avecks, my memory is rcstorod, my sight has become strong again, my mind has ceased to Avander. I can enjoy company, and, in short, Richard's himself again. I should not go to thetrouble of describing so minutely my sufferings, but that I kuoAV of so many young men who areliving secluded lives, avlioso sufferings are preeieely Avhat my own Avcre before I came to you, and Avho, although in health, would be really amiable and estimable persons, are looked upon as gloomy, morose, and unsociable men simply because of that phase of the disease which 1 have named, a hatred for company. If this should bo read by any of those persons, suffering as I did, and they are induced to apply to you for relief, I Avill guarantee that .they Avill say after a. few week*•jhat they never laid out a more profitable sum of money than Avhen they came to Professor* Gusscott. — Beleive me, yours faithfully, Richard Dobson. P.S. — I return to my work to-morrow,, and I know my friends Avill be agreeably astonished at my present appearance. Victoria .strcot^ Chrictehurch, Jan. 20, 1880. Public Inspection invited to the Large Assortment of BRITISH AND AMERICAN HERBS. Note the Address — Professor £J-ussco.tt, Next Door to Messrs ' Winks and Hall* Establishment. SHORTLAND-STREET, AUCKLAND. Hours ; From 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.