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Observer, Volume 3, Issue 59, 29 October 1881, Page 102

X> is S U S 0 I T A T I O'fßT OF THE LONG-MOULDEEING DISEASE AND DEATH-DESTROYER ! LOST IN NOAH'S AEK At the time of the Great Flood ! STARTLING DELUSIONS ! PEOFESSOE fj- USSO 0T T, THE REIfOAVNED HEEBALIST AND CHIEOPODIST, Has recently awakened to the fact of his being tinder a painful delusion. KNOWING- TO THE INCESSENT DEAIN ON HIS STRENGTH, by attending to the call of so many in the district, TH E PEOFESSOR nAS TAKEN HIMSELF TO SHOETLAND STEEET, (Next door to Messrs Winks and Hall's), Where, in the quiet seclusion of his Private Eoom, he Avill try to recruit his strength. He has all through life been taught that the love of life is strong in every individual : that under its influence persons will haA-e recourse to the most costly means to keep themselves alive. Holloavay knew this, and so, with a box of pellets and a jar of grease, ho has made a fortune. That preparation of Cockle's, swallowed so largely by a public eager to livo, lias also made its owner a fortune. People Avill live, they say, and so fortunes haA'c been made, and are yet being made, easily. As all medicines advertised are positive cures the public, of course, buy them. NOW COMES THE PEOBLEM. If all these Medicines, compounded of such curious and unpronounceable materials, cure, all those to whom they are administered, then there is nothing left for PEOFESSOE GUSSCOTT, but to KILL, which they must do on a large scale, as HIS MEDICINES AEE EAGEELY SOUGHT AFTER, and are to be SEEN in EVERY HOUSE. PEOFESSOE GUSCOTT invites the confidence of either sex suffering from functional derangements, spermatorrhoea, exhausting dreams, &c. PEOFESSOE GUSCOTT has made nervousdebility and loss of power his special study, from whatever cause arising. He would earnestly impress upon those Avho do suffer to seek immediate advice and counsel, if they desire "an old age, serene and bright." Let no false delicacy deter suffering A'ictims from removing the cause of this blight to manhood. The strictest confidence may be relied upon. PROFESSOE GUSSCOTT, who has been studying all the above diseases for the last twenty years (both in America and France), is now in Auckland, and by applying to him for advice he will show you how to preserve health and strength, secure long life and happiness. PEOFESSOE GUSSCOTT maybe consulted by letter (covering remittance), or personally, at his residence, Shortland-street. Horn's of attendance — 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eemember treatment solely by HERBS. A WONDEEFUL CURE. Professor Gusscott, South Town Belt. Dear Sir, — I haA'e been troubled Avith nerA'ous debility for the past eight years, brought on as you have explained in the " Canterbury Times," by the indiscretion of early youth. I have spent scores of pounds first with one and then Avith another, but never received any permanent benefit. Some said that I had heart disease, others that I was consumptive, but Avhen I wrote to you from the Eakaia you explained my symptoms so exactly that I was induced 'to come to town at once, though you told me you could treat me equally as avcll by stopping and attending to my work as in losing time by coming to town. I was unfit for Avork, so decided to come to toAvn for a spell, as I could neither eat nor sleep. My mind wandered ; I had a desire to be away from company, and yet when alone my own company Avas hateful to me. I wrs troubled with the most hideous dreams, and Avas in that loav, nervous state Avhich. made me sometimes feel as if death would be a happy release. My head ached, my heart palpitated voilently, I would start almost at my OAA m shadoAV. My mind, in fact, Avas not my own. I saw you on my arrival in town, when yon were in Manchester-street, and you then told me that it would take three months at the very least to effect a perfect cure, and that I must comply I exactly with your instructions ; if not, you would not guarantee a cure. lam now happy to say that I did as you told me to the very regulating my hours and habits, and that now, after the lapse of fif ten Aveeks, my memory is restored, my sight has become strong again, my mind has ceased to Avander. I can enjoy company, and, in short, Richard's himself again. I should not go to the trouble of describing so minutely my sufferings, but that I know of so many young men who are living secluded lives, Avhose sufferings are precicely what my OAvn were before I came to you, and avlio, although in health, would be really amiable and estimable persons, are looked upon as gloomy, morose, and unsociable men simply because of Chat phase of the disease which I have named, a hatred for company. If this should be read by any of those persons, suffering as I did, anjl they are induced to apply to yoix for relief, I will guarantee that they Avill say after a feAv weeks that they never laid out a more profitable sum of money than when they came to Professor Gusscott. — Beleive me, yours faithfully, Richard. Dobson. P.S. — I return to my work to-morrow, and I know my friends Avill be agreeably astonished at my present appearance. Yictoria.streofc, Chrietckurch, Jan. 20, 1880. Public Inspection invited to the Large Assortment of BEITISH AND AMEEICAN HERBS. Note the Address — Professor (J-ttsscojtt, Next Door to Messrs Winks and Hal's Establishment. Hours : From 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.