Wit and Humor.
Wife—" Darling I wish! you would lej me ba*e £43 to-day/ 1 V, llusbaud—'• Why,, you seem to think! married an heiress, my dear." . - ■-■%
" I never thooght Preiton partiouiatij bright or quick at an answe;, he—" J.*s "Well, I do,; I tried to borrow fin dollars of him." ■:; . -i
Mr HorJton—" What onewtb do y«C want of this expensive fire screen f" <i Mrs Horton^- uTo keep callers from dit;? covering th^t we hadn't any ftre." '- ; - . M<yo« hawbenriM my mind all diyi Mi?s Angie," be cooed sweetly. # ] " Great mercy!" groaned the girl ii aaoiiy,"can it te that lam as smallag that?" •.■':
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Thames Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 8079, 26 June 1895, Page 1
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104Wit and Humor. Thames Star, Volume XXVI, Issue 8079, 26 June 1895, Page 1
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