KIBBLINGS.
A ittle nonsense now and then, la relished by the wisest men. Question and Answer.— School Teacher : And what will llis Prince of Waha be when the Queen dies ? Small boy : A poor orphan. Juvenile Idea3.— Little Miss Mugg : I'/e got a bicycle, «nrt you hasn't Little Misu Freckles : Yes ; and now overyboly knows you wear darned stockings. Too True —Love, said the lecturer, is a psychic manifestatioi. Ye 3, murmuied a young man in tho audience I do the -ighing and her fo k_ do the kicking. A : What a splendid library you have got ! All novels, I dec'are ! B : Yes, my wife bought 'hem to pick OJt a nice name for our little daughter. A : And what di 1 you fix upon ? B. : Mary. A Hard Year.— l don't suppose this business depression affects you tramps much, sa : d t'-.o philanthropist. Yes, it does, retorted tho t:amp. Tho quality of the food we get those days is somethin' awful.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9950, 10 March 1894, Page 4
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162KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9950, 10 March 1894, Page 4
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