KIBBLINGS.
A little orceecso rev «n<l then. Is ulittbCil by tb< vltett nsep.
"O>'or the pardon wall "is the favourite lay of the henp, if enrden-mabing is proceeding on tho othe r Bide. Old lid y (in boot shop): "Have you felt slippers?" Small .boy assistant (solemn)}): "Yes, ma'am, nnny a tiint ." Tho number of women who ra'-lly care to vote '8 about equal to the nu nber of men who ikn to put the baby to sleep. Mits EMerlei»h : "No, Mr Sießy, there is not a riut pusses that I do notudd to my store of knowledge." Mr &issy : ; 'Oae never ia U\o old to learn." Gene\i-ve (the knowing): "DU be over press yon to marry him ?" Lnura (the innocent): "Oh, dear no. I shouldn't permit him to until we were en^»ged." llnxbund : " My dear, uome of uiy garmonta are eadly in need of buttons." "Yes, mj love, I Imvn noticed that, and have sent for my mother. She is a splendid hand at Bewinsr on buttons." Ami'lii : " Swenr not by tho raoon, the inconstant moon." Augustus: "Then what shall I swear by?" "Swear bj that v liich y v hold invaluable, something wbuh is ilenrer to you than all things else. Bin -thins; jou ciinnot live without." '•Tlihd, Araoiia, 1 love you I I swear it by tny salary."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9252, 30 November 1891, Page 4
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221KIHM1 \ *<4S Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9252, 30 November 1891, Page 4
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