KIBBLINGS.
A little oonsenßO row and then. Ti relifhod by th» virctt men.
HOPE, FAITH, AND CHARITY. -HOPE. I see that Smith is coming up this way ; I hope he'll settle that account to-day.
...FAITH. He's feeling for his wallet. Ha ! I knew That he had come to pay that balance due. oh>ritv. He's going past, by Jove I Well, well, no
doubt Some other oreditor has cleaned him out.
Deaf and Dumb rteggar : " Ob, thankee, thankee." Benevolent - ; ''Eh ? "What does this mean, Bir? You can talk." BeKgar(in conf ueion) " Y-e-e, Bir., Ye?, Bir, I'm only boldin'thio corner forth' poor deaf and dumb man wot belongs here." Benevolent pasoer (quickly) : " Where is he ?" Beggar (in worse conf Übi->n) : '•He's — he's gone to hear the band play in the park." Old lady from the country : I'd lifce to get a pair o* almes, youog man." P.olite shopman : ''Yes ma'am. Something prettj nice ma'am ?" Old lady :"I want em gopd'n stout." Polito shopman : •• Wei), ma'am, here's a stroner shoe, on excellent stiong shoe. It has been worn a ereat deal this winter — "Old lady : " Mnn r.Hve, I don't want no shoe that's been worn this winter nor any other winter j I want a bran new pair."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9011, 18 February 1891, Page 4
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205KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XL, Issue 9011, 18 February 1891, Page 4
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