“When 1 was a baby I was left an orphan.” “What did you do with it?”
misfortune to fall in love with two girls at once. The one was tall and strapping, the other was small and slim. The puzzled lover at last asked his father’s advice. “Well,” said the father, “there’s sae muckle machinery used in farmin’ nooadays that a big, active wife is no’ o’ muckle use; so I advise you to take the little ane—she’ll eat less onyway!”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 55, Issue 3929, 21 July 1937, Page 11
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