Pat: That was a foine sintimint Casey got off at the banquet last night. Mike: What was it? Pat: He said that the sweetest memories in life are the recollections of things forgotten.
A Scotchman, standing at a refreshment bar, was asked what the difference was between a Scotsman and a coconut. On replying that he did not know, he was told, “You can get a drink out of a coconut.” The Scotsman, quick to reply, asked his questioner if he would like a drink. “Yes.” replied the other. “Well, go and get yourself a coconut,” answered the Scotsman.
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3813, 25 September 1936, Page 5
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