Amazing the Cashier.
Little Billy had been given £lO on his sixth birthday by his grandmother. He was taken to the bank where it was deposited for him—the clerk giving him the usual bank book in which was written "By Cash £10.” The next time Billy saw his grandmother he said, "My, Grandma! I was certainly surprised that you gave me such a lot of money for my birthday—and bo was the man in the Bank, because he wrote in my book ‘By Gosh £lo.’ ” —Cousin Daisy Dunlop. The Fate of the Sadsages.
A Scotsman bought a pound of sausages and told the landlady to cook them for hie breakfast.
"How'U I cook ’em?" she asked. "Fry 'em like fish,” said the scot. Next morning when she comes in with, them she says, “I hope ye’ll enjoy yer breakfast this morning, but there’s no much in these things when they’re all cleaned oot" —Cousin Daisy Dunlop (1 mark.)
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Southland Times, Issue 21662, 26 March 1932, Page 19
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158Amazing the Cashier. Southland Times, Issue 21662, 26 March 1932, Page 19
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