SNORING BASS.
"You will have to give me another room," said a visitor to a certain hotelkeeper.
"Aren't you comfortable?"
"Well, not exactly. That German musician in the next room and I do not get on very well together. Last night he tootled away on'his clarionet so much that I thought I would never get to sleep. After I had caught a few winks, I was awakened by a pounding on my door."
"What's the matter?" I asked. •"Of you blease," said the German, 'dot you vould schnore in the same key. You vas go from B flat to G, and « schpoils der mutfc, 264
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Rodney and Otamatea Times, Waitemata and Kaipara Gazette, 17 February 1915, Page 6
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