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HUMOUR - More or Less New Type of ColoneL An inquisitive stranger, passing through Kentucky, was introduced to a Colonel Shelby. The stranger aslced: “Did you serve in the Confederate army?'-’ “No, suli!” said the colonel. “I presume you were in the Union armv, then?” ventured the asker. * ; i (M't.ainly .not, suh ! ” “Perhaps you have belonged to the reserves or the militia .of state?” “No, suh, I never belonged to any such thing.” “Perhaps .you are one ,of those ‘honorary colonels” that the Governor is always appointing ” “Not 'that, neither, suh. Many persons hereabouts have official titles, who ate not: entitled to them, but 1 came by mine legitimately, suh. ;I married the widow of Colonel Tarwater, suh.” Not Stumped. Aji Irishman got a job at a railway station. When the first train came in* however, he forgot the name of 'the 1 station, so, lie called out: “Here ye are 'for where ye are going. All in there for here, come out.” Reward. • : y, ’ Mama Mosquito:. “If you ,children are good, I’ll take you to a nudift camp to-night.” y Z A Boomerang. - A prominent business- man fell 'in love with an actress and decided 40 niar.ry her, but for- the sake of pru deace lie employed a private detective to rejiort on, her 1 . life. When lie received the -report, it read as follows: “The lady has an excellent reputa'.tion, her past is without blemish, she lias aii 'excellent - lif'fidp. --pleasant bVeafli/Jf seandaps ' that lately,;Sfhe.,has 1 been seen a grdat died in the company of a business man of doubtful repute. ” "sj: id Practical tests over a period' of four years haye proved the value of the “ Limonite” Weatherproof Block Lick as a preventative of sickness in stock. Keeps cattle and sheep in perfect condition and builds up their constitution. “ Limonite ” Blocks are a perfect, scientific combination of all the essential minerals that stock requires, such as Iron, Calcium, Phosphorus, Salt, Sulphur and lodine. ", ‘ -T ZZZ. 1 POSITIVELY GUARANTEED WEATHERPROOF “ Limonite ” Blocks have been exhaustively testedand can now be guaranteed iooC weatherproof—and definitely superior to ordinary blocks, which crumble and are HALF WASTED by the weather dissolving them. : 7 •■/ Sold in 14 and 281 b. blocks,at reasonable prices. Obtainable through your usual merchants or— ' WILLIAMS & KETTLE LTD. CHILDERS ROAD - GISBORNE Phone 404 and 16 ill ■as m mm Mpm sm >s*s ■XvXvXv: mi m m m M i§ mm Get Full Measure VALUE In new houses", repairing, remodelling, ami modernisation work, rihielv depends upon the QUALITY of the materials .used/ j Avoid new r experimental. j materials which have not'been' > proven by long years of service 5 in this district, - ,They'-"pbßsibiy BUILD IN TIMBER will need expensive repairs in a few years. Don’t take this risk!!!' ■ /■’ V. ; THE SAFEST, MOST ECONOMICAL, AND MOST SATISFACTORY; OF ALL BUILDING MATERIALS 1

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Poverty Bay Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 19028, 30 May 1936, Page 13

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Page 13 Advertisements Column 4 Poverty Bay Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 19028, 30 May 1936, Page 13

Page 13 Advertisements Column 4 Poverty Bay Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 19028, 30 May 1936, Page 13

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