A Gentleman addresses another gentleman whom he doesn't know, at a party : " This affair is awfully stupid ; let's go and take a drink." "I would like to do it," was the reply, " but I can't leave very well." "Why not?" "Why, you aee, I am the one who is giving the party." ,
A rich young lady has fallen in love with and married a New York street-car driver. From the bridle and the halter he went to the altar and the bridal, and the only train and switch to occupy his mind hereafter are those belonging to his wife. She takes him for wheel or whoa, as it were.
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Poverty Bay Herald, 12 September 1879, Page 2
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109Untitled Poverty Bay Herald, 12 September 1879, Page 2
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