INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“ Do you love me, Eustace? ” “ Course I do.” “ Well, why doesn't your chest go up and down like they do*at the pictures.” -—Everybody's Weekly, London.
Porter: “This man was run over. I think his leg is broken, his wrist sprained, his skull fractured, and his collar bone broken.” Doctor:" We shall soon see —put out your tongue.” — Moustique, Charleroi.
<- x / / k_ “ Sorry, sir. my mistake. I should have singed your hair first and oiled it afterwards.” —Dublin Opinion.
“ Excuse me, are you reading the paper you are sitting on? ” —Muskete, Vienna.
The acrobat deals with his creditors in such a way that they swear never to come again. —Nagels Lustigue Welt, Berlin,
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Otago Witness, Issue 3961, 11 February 1930, Page 70
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114INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3961, 11 February 1930, Page 70
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