INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“What have you done to yourself’* Nothing——l am advertising new strapping plaster.” --Mecca, Vienna.
Careful driver: “ I think it would be best if you all got out for a moment.’'’ - Lustige Sachse, Leipzig.
“ But it is late—go and see how dai'k it is in the street.” “ I have been out, but couldn't sey because the lamps are not alight.” —Pages Gaies, Yverdon.
“ You ha\ e painted your eyes e ery black.” “ Yes. I am in mourning.'’ -Ksqueila, Barcelona.
Mistress: “Why is my silver in your trunk ? " Maid: “Look at the mark and you will see that it belongs to the house where I was last month."
■ You don't know why the English fought at Waterhm? " “No. dad won't let me go .mt to l«»ok at fights.” — Pages Gaies. Y* eriton.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3958, 21 January 1930, Page 7
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132INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR. Otago Witness, Issue 3958, 21 January 1930, Page 7
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