SEAFARING CATS
“ Cats,” said Tubby meditatively, “ are queer animals. I can easily understand their being associated with witches and black magic. They look at you out of their wise eyes as if they can read your thoughts.” “ I suppose you always have a eat aboard? ” I asked. Tubby is some kindof a mate in a steamship. “ I’ve never been in a ship that hadn’t one,” Tubby replied, filling his pipe. “ When I was serving my time there was a black cat, Tom we called him, a great pal of mine; used to sleep at the foot of my bunk every night. A queer animal. - “ Tom joined us in Brisbane. As we went alongside Musgrave wharf we saw him sitting there watching us, not a bit worried by the wires flicking round him or anything. But when the tug was cast off and the gangway lowered Tom began to show signs of life. “ He stretched himself, flicked his forepaws, and stalked to the foot of the gangway. Then he came aboard, tail up, and looked at the quartermaster. He didn’t seem to be pleased with the man, for not saluting him, I suppose. “I was watching, and saw him sniff the air, then walk straight to the galley and stop at the door. The ship’s butcher was standing there with a huge knife in his hand. ‘ Hi, cook! ’ he shouted, ‘’ere’s a bloke come for ’is brekfust! Wot will you ’ave, sir? Fish, or liver and bacon ? ’ ”
_ “ Tom had fish. After that he washed himself and went to pay his respects to the captain: just stalked into his stateroom and rubbed against the old man’s leg. “ We had about six other cats aboard, all types and sizes. The boatswain appointed himself ‘ Cat-ward.’ He was a fine little chap known as ‘ Stumps." Every meal time he would appear outside his cabin with a plate of food and shout: ‘He—e—y—a—h! Snowy! Ginger Tarzan! ’ and the cats came pattering along from all parts of the ship. They all came—all except Tom. After his first meal aboard he fed in the saloon pantry. “ The other cats were beneath Tom’s notice; he didn’t see them—not even the little flirt Snowy, whose first and only attempt to vamp him was met with a look that would have frozen a red-hot idol. She was one of those fluffy white things: that is, she would have been white if it hadn’t been for her habit of playing in the bunkers.’ She was well washed in the end, though.” Tubby shook his head sadly. “ Would do acrobatics on the weather rail. She tried it during bad weather, and came round from a particularly clever turn just as a green sea pounded over—that was the last seen of her."
“ Tom, though, enjoyed bad weather. I reckon his ancestors must have included an old pirate’s cat. I’ve watchedhim brace himself against a roll in a real Western Ocean manner, while the other cats ■were hibernating. “ Tom’s troubles began in Sydney. At least that’s where they came aboard in the form of a poor little'devil of a cat, not-much more than a kitten. When I saw it first it was on the half-deck table, where it had been put by another
apprentice who found it on the wharf, meeowing. It had fallen into a pot of red paint a while before. It looked at us through a curtain of paint and hair. “ " The kindest thing would be to drown it,’ someone said. But others didn’t agree. “‘Drown it nothing! That only wants soap and water.’ “ ‘ Soap and water won’t get paint off.’ “ ‘ No, but grease will.’ “‘Grease is worse than paint!’ “ ‘ Tell you what, fellows —butter! ’ “ ‘ What about butter ? ’ “ ‘ Why, wash the cat, then when it’s dry, butter it. The cat’ll lick the butter off and the paint with it.’ “ That’s what was done. After licking the butter off, though a little sick, the little new cat was almost clean. “ When the boatswain yelled for the cats to come and feed she hid in a corner, not understanding. We carried her along to where the party of cats fed from a plate, but she hung on the outside. When the boatswain pulled Ginger away and put the newcomer in her place, Ginger simply spat, and the place went vacant again. We carried her back to the cabin and fed her alone. She had just finished her meal when a black shadow sprang on to the door-sill. It was Tom. “ ‘ Look out for squalls,’ said one, but Tom sat in the cabin and only looked at the newcomer. She looked up, saw Tom, and crept up to him. He edged away, and she followed until the bulkhead stopped him. She nestled up to his fur, fell across his tail with a contented purr, and was soon asleep. Tom didn’t move for half an hour. “ Matters got worse. This same Tom who disdained, to look at other cats allowed that skinny, pinched creature to chew his ear or his tail. The day came when he took her to dine in the pantry, and we called her ‘ Mrs Tom.’ ” “ What was the end of it ? ” I asked. “Bad enough,” said Tubby. “That old Tom lost all his dignity, and let this impostor box his ears or even scratch him. He was badly in love. “ The voyage was a long one, and it was some time before we arrived home, and I went for a fortnight’s leave. Coming back to the ship I inquired for Tom as soon as I was up the gangway. “ ‘ Oh,’ I was told, ‘ things got a bit too thick for him. He desert&d, and has sailed in the Somerset—she bit his left ear off.’ ” “ Did she go on the Somerset, too ? ” I asked. “No fear! She’s- in your bunk with five kittens.” And bless her, she was! —London Spectator.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3889, 25 September 1928, Page 10
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