BRITISH HUMOUR
She : “ A fool and his money are soon J>arted.” He : “ Yes, or married.” She : “ Same thing.” —Everybody's Weekly, London.
Mistress: “Do you know how to cook this macaroni, Mary?” New Cook: “ Cook it, mum ? At my last place we used to light the fire with them things.” -Everybody’s Weekly, London.
She: “Dick is awfully inter.-ting.” He: “Is he?” She: “ Yes, he can listen for hours on any subject.” - -Everybody's Weekly, London.
Man of the World:. “Yes. Lake Ontario is all right, but I prefer the sea. where you arc not cramped for room I” —Goblin, Toronto.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3833, 30 August 1927, Page 78
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98BRITISH HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3833, 30 August 1927, Page 78
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