INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“I can’t hear anything!” “They are transmitting the two-minutes’ silence!” —Buen Humor, Madrid.
Author: “I have written a fine play, of which you can gather the fruits." Theatre Manager: “No, thanks! They might hit some of my actors!” —Pele Mele, Paris.
"As you are getting married, you will have to have a bath!” “Yes, and suppose the engagement gets broken off!” —Vikingen, Oslo.
“Do you believe in love at first sight?" “Yes—first sight of the bank-book!” —Der Gotz, Vienna.
THE FIGHT AGAINST DEAR LIVING. “The Government doesn’t want any intermediates!” “Very well—cut yourself a beefsteak!” —Le Rire, Paris.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3757, 16 March 1926, Page 80
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100INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3757, 16 March 1926, Page 80
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