He_: “ You told me there was no fool in your family!” She : “That* was before I married you!" —London Mail
Manager; “What is the biggest order to-day?’ New Man: “Three dozen white mice!’ Manager: “And what is the smallest order?” New Man: “One elephant!” —Passing Show, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3756, 9 March 1926, Page 11
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47He_: “ You told me there was no fool in your family!” She : “That* was before I married you!" —London Mail Manager; “What is the biggest order to-day?’ New Man: “Three dozen white mice!’ Manager: “And what is the smallest order?” New Man: “One elephant!” —Passing Show, London. Otago Witness, Issue 3756, 9 March 1926, Page 11
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