Value for His Money.
Dr Pighead visits Mr Coldham, the great pork manufacturer. " Well, my dear sir, I don't gee that there is anything radically wrong with you. Go to bed early, don't drink anything stronger than coffee, and you'll be all right in a week." r " What ! are you not going to give me any medicine ? " •• Certainly not. You don't need it." " But you get your money just the same." " Yes. Just so." 11 Well, I don't think it is a square deal. S'posiu' you bleed me, put a mustard plaster on the back of my neck, and gimme a dose of salts. Everybody that works for me's got to earn his salary."
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Otago Witness, Issue 2045, 4 May 1893, Page 50
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114Value for His Money. Otago Witness, Issue 2045, 4 May 1893, Page 50
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