IN LIGHTER VEIN.

Opunake Times, 12 June 1931, Page 1

IN LIGHTER VEIN.

JUST AS GOOD. “It’s a regular deluge outside, sir. Stay a little and have a shampoo ?” “Nac, thank ye. I’ll just keep ma bonnet off walking hame.” I - 7 SQUEEZED. | Teacher: “What is dust?” 4 Tommy: “Dust, Miss, with the juice squeezed out\ ( A CONSTANT REMINDER. 1 “Cheer up, old man, you’ll soon forget her.” “No, I won’t. Not till December, anyhow. I won’t finish paying for the bracelet I bought her till then.” i A PRE-REQUISITE. Diner; “How long have I got to wait for that half portion of duck?” Waiter; “Till somebody orders the other half. We can’t go out and kill half a duck.” SHE TOLD HIM. “What are your views on kissing?” 1. asked to my surprise, “I have no views at all,” she said, “1 always close my eyes.” TOO LACONIC. A Chinese was ringing up a dentist to fix an appointment to have a tooth extracted. “Sir, what time you fixee tooth fo’ me ?” “Two-thirty all right?” asked the dentist. “Yes, tooth hurty all right; but what time you fixee.”