FUN AND FANCY.

Oamaru Mail, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 10604, 5 November 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)

FUN AND FANCY.

Okl Gentleman (lo waiiwi: ("t toll mo if my wile is lien. \\ Yes, sir, eighth hat In ilie lift. "Well, my litile man." visitor pleasantly, "ulm w "Fin the baby's liiutliiT." v,;i> i genuons reply. Irishman (to ward lead: :.i : llu do I have to be alter lii'iii' i country before I ran Meal uiihiit Lin' into jail ! J Schoolmaster (after :ipti soil"i : How is the <-;trlli dn:il"iK' bio: Between them thill's |j>L if them that wants it. Bibbs: That was a rnnaikal] cape of Borleigh's. It is ;i ow is alive to tell the tale. (nfe: and such a pity, tun! "What monogram unulii vmi 1 your stationery, madam:" "* don't know; bnt the <>tn' ihat is in fashion, of emiiW Aunt Anna ashed her liiti'- v > what ho would like id liis for liis birthday. "I k»»w. | swered, "but I ain't hi:; eiiniiji. "Honesty, my mil," mi id tlr» aire, "is the best policy." haps it is, dad." ri'.icinr«i ilic p philosopher, "but i; Mill.''- m have done pretty well, n.'vi rthrlo "I don't like your heart neti'.n doctor said, applying tin' i* l '' l " l again. "You have had sum; 1 with angina pectoris." right, doctor." said ih.sheepishly; "only thai ain'i i«;[ "What is a counter-irritant.' . Mrs Smithors. ".\ ci>mit<T-init replied Smitiiers, "is a V,I|:1JI1 makes the shopman pull <h"n | tiling from the shelves Ir.r liu l and then buys a penny" eidi <j> pins." - A man who had wriiieii a i<i w cieditor expressing regret I hat l: " not pay his bill, «i>nsid<;ri»i; he should sign it " 1115 .,, t1 "Yours always," or "\iinrs laitlit finally decided on "tours uni tingly!" The late Bishop l'"oss once \ts Philadelphia physic ian ailment. "Do you. sir, tin' 1 asked, in the course »l ,! l , ,s „y® tion, "talk in your j.lec|i.'" '-r answered the bishop. "I ,:i " 1 people's." r ■ "Poetry seems lo run m "> M "_ IJ '' prattled tho soulful ' patient editor. "Ju>i J' 1 - 1 - brother is also a poet. nionted the edilor drily: '.'""'J I ,'; some truth in that, old W"Jj5 " fortunes never come . ' ll • . . , A mail wlio had been two black eyes. .\< -ni li:l "'"! i .'. j a friend, who cm hum--d . ' » where have you boon'r '"" u blaelc eyes." "Thai's > plied. "I could haw I 1,"-" 0n1y..! had no place ,"H the • Mr Brown: Den : >'" 1 dear, when your lather l"ih,u lionse.? Mrs lirouu: <•-. , j father into thinking I 1,1 ' , Mr Brown : And I. wtwfr "I' to go away and die.' 1 Weren't those happy daysTerritorial (Ins fii.-.t ' sentry, going over Ins v ■•[ any one comes along, j ■ \ , •Who goes there:-"' , ji' fri< "Friend!" and I says, ■ ■ v •> .j all's well." lint sonic si I J j. "Enemy," and then 1 ■ jt v/hat to do. Hotten j"' l - a •••Tho society danio was !, » f> eheon to the distingui: he • ' er[: spite of the dangers '!' • : rlv sist tion," she said, "there IS j !)o t, fascination about it, is ~.,,11.111," Uppengo P" "There is. t | lC answered. In a snf^ iei citomcnt of it swm !«' ! 1 * lia da: intoxication ?" % k , JV soo ncr sighed tho aviator, a <irop liiter every one oi us taK much" _