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NZ Truth, Issue 1079, 5 August 1926, Page 1

Mil 1 A7Q r Registered at the Gen Yip, ; IU / y , „ for Transmissl I Who can undaunted brave the J i ■ ■ Critic's rage, ■ 5 .= Or note urimoved. hi* mention | z m ih6 Critic's page; ( | s Parade his errors m the public s 1 eye,' - : :' .". „; ■■-.... ,- |-. = And: Mother Grundy's, rage 5 f ■; defy?.-. ■. ; • .".. .■. ■"...■.. | iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiniiiiiiMiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDtiiiiiiiitir POINQAEEPUL. •■•■■ .'^ "* - m '■■ ■ ■ '* - - •' ■ '. .. ■ •■• '*VWO MAN'S -Grievance." Generally . ' • the other 1 woman! •■. ■■ ;■: ■' .■*-.- : .-•■■■ *•: -. ' . • ■ ■ DVEiN if Caesar's' wife was above sus- . picion,'most other women are suspicious! ,'•■ i THE proof-reader who passed the ■. misprint, ''Miramar Golf Curse," came hear to a great truth. . A FIGHT , occurred; between two men - m a train, between Auckland and Wellingtbh. One man removed' his false teeth, .'.overcoat, vest, hat and. shirt." His opponent removed his socks. < That ended the flght; His "rival .fainted. ; . '„••.. I■■ ■•'■•■ , ■ :*■■■■.:■■ ■'••■■ ■ -■ • ■ A DRUNKEN motorist named Dunne ** was sent to 'gaol. Dunn'e m. ' .■;..■■■-■ ' :■; - .■■• •. ' ■■••• ..*■■, ■■•■■•■ '. . . . MANY a man who thinks he is a IYI king pin, gets bowled over. .'';.■ ' •. .■# V . : '.#•;>• i.'v«. ■ ■--■ A MINISTER iof Financ^ m France ■ is a. politician .after all. ■•:' ; ' ■■■•.' '•'..■;'■ ' #' : ' '■ •'-'■• jpABIiE extract: "Immediately the Scotsmen, took the field a drizzle started." A Scotch,, mist. ■ ■ •"■ ':, '•-. •■..-# : : .:.•■ -.• ' ■' r\AILY paper lieaaing: "Drunk Rob-. ' bed." Exbeerience teaches. ■ . '. '• ■■\*. '....••.' ■■;•{•'.;•.•■.■■.■•■■ ■ A LOT , of -doctors make- hacks of themselves. ,:'. 'H ;: ■'-■' ■■'.■'<■'-' .''-■-. MR. T.r El: SIDEY,;M.P., wants light iVI employment next summer. ■•■:■- ' ■..•.'■; '.: ; / ■ •*'- ■ • :-■•■' > ; ' LIERRIOT is certainly an out and out **• President. . ■•! ':".* - ". ..' ■* 'V •'■*■.' ' ' -v. I OOK aft^r the 'pennies and the girls rf 'will look after themselves. ' ■'•.■' --V. -, ■ ■]&■.■■ :■- .*' ■":■' ■'■■•'■■■ -■:■ ■■■ ; VTO man .objects , to taking pot luck "^'••■■••■'thi's'-- weather, i -- - . >-^ ■^:.^<-«- : -<-:,::'. ■ -.r •■-■ • ..:., :.:: •'•:.:■■-,--;• r ..'*- ' • y '. . ■ OUNDAY is, devoted to the worship of , divinities blonde and brune. ' " •.'• ' •'■'■' ♦ • .■■. , .. » A HUSBAND'S conduct is always questionable. ' ' , ■ .'• , • .•: TS "Honor among thieves" a steal 1 :. trust? : , ■■..-,.•,;..•.'■# y . •. THIS is the season of the year when 1 i a man fears even^to change a tenbob note lest it affect his health.' " .<■>'■■ .* .':#'■-.■ : * ._. THE hour of reckoning. Six p.m. '• • ' ' !* ' •■ ■' ' "' * ■,•-"' "WEW ZEALAND TIMES": "A.Bil- '■*■ Hard Player's Debts." Certainly out of pocket, any\yay. ■.'■• .*'*■■■*'-■ \'. *■■ ■ : .. TN New Zealand the path of duty is through the Customs House. THE M.P. given to sober reflection , ' seldom gets into a tight place. THE flapper who is "too fresh" is ■ bound to 'get into a pickle. . :. ' '. •' .. . -#• v * -••■ . ' THE A habit of trying to drink out of ■beer * ttles m motor-buses is helping to' boom I ' the dental trade. ■\- ' ;•: ■-.:■ ■■'*■ ■.; * ■"■:. T ONG drives m flirtations, as m golf, \ u - givß greater confidence to play the approach game. \ : '■ ' - '-. '/•. '.■■#:.'.■« : ..i : ■■■ THE Prince of Wales is frightfully ■f , shook' on h6rses. „ ( .