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NZ Truth, Issue 407, 12 April 1913, Page 7

Girls generally, are infinitely wiser than men. But the wisdom ceases to grow m later life, and the old men are wiser than old women. No longer will the stentorian voice of extensive Orderly Gerald Lambert bo heard m the S.M.'o Court at Auckland. Gerald has now been promoted to a "stiddy" job m the district office, and will now be able to attend football matches and missions every Saturday afternoon. "Truth" congratulates Cop. Lambert on his promotion, which was well-deserved. His job is now being held down by Cop. "Jock" Murdock, who is "a broth ay a bhoy." Jock, ■when on the street, proved himself to be a smart, capable, and shrewd "John," .and has' got his reward. Although only two days at his new job "Jock" is tjuite expert m oaths (legal ones), bail-bonds, and things, but will havo to studj voice-production before he gains the heights which his < predecessor reached. Anyway, good, luck to them both.