A recent comparison: "A wife is a good deal like an'r automobile." Quite so. You never can tell what she'll run into. Poor rich Rockefeller is having some slight relief from his chronic dyspepsia by taking a little excursion into double pneumonia. Variety is charming. Emerson said that gifts should be representative of the giv e r, but what would happen if the chemist's assistant were to present his lady-love with a dozen packets of Epsom salts ! Two Englishmen h a v c been murdered m the Caucasus. Evidently the Caucasian is not quite played out. The daylie press deserves credit for not attributing the affair to the Labor Caucusers.
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/NZTR19110318.2.28
Bibliographic details
NZ Truth, Issue 299, 18 March 1911, Page 5
Word Count
110Untitled NZ Truth, Issue 299, 18 March 1911, Page 5
Using This Item
See our copyright guide for information on how you may use this title.