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NZ Truth, Issue 100, 18 May 1907, Page 4

It is rumoured that a Wanganui parson 'has skipped on account of Ms dealings with one of the young 'lady members of his flock. Oh, these holy men ! ' A Blenheim paver says m its poultry column that the 'highest layer for the week was Miss Murphy 32. A very desirable sort of person to have about a farm. ' Ashfturfcon people think its about time they had a permanent Magistrate all to their own cheek. At present one visits them spasmodically and they have to put up with Jay Pees. The ever-burning question, "What shall we do with our boys ?" seems to he satisfactorily answered m the following announcement, which recently appeared m the window of a Chris i church butcher's shop—"Wanted, a . respectable boy, for beef sauslages."