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New Zealand Times, Volume XLII, Issue 9788, 11 October 1917, Page 3

AMUSEMENTS VAUDEVILLE TO-NIGHT AT Bpjt. 7S& THEATftt SORROW CONQUERED! Dumps Dispelled! Blues Banished ! OUR NOW BILL A Wi.NNER! !«/» allul.m m/fct?.achekn -‘■’’-S-ALCOLM _ Positively Farewell Week or tho Distinguished Vocalist —Melba's Expressed Preference —of the Resonant Voice with the Amazing'-Range. JAMES AND SELMA, „ MUR FA YN E ROYLE 'FRIO, And the Colossus of Fun, PAUL OTANIIOPE AUL VJTANHOPB And an Aureola of Brilliance in "SAFETY FIRST." D C. and U.S., ’ls; Stalls, Is; Reserves, 3s fid. Plan at The Bristol Piano Co. T HE KING’S. Every Evening at 8. ANTONIO MORENO In "A SON OF THE HILLS ” A Modern Love Story of Life in a. Manufacturing Town. A Young Man dreams of the far-away city and the chance of success. Ho goes away and wins ever/ prize that he had hoped for, and returns to find that the girl he had always loved HAD BEEN TRAPPED INTO MARRIAGE. A. Drama with a delightful ending. Prices: D. 0., Is fid and Is. . Stalls, Is and fid. Box Plan at The Bristol. fJTHE •^IMPRESS. Continuous from 11 a.m. to 10.15 p.m. "THE IRON RING.” Featuring Three Great Screen Stars, GERDA HOLMES, EDWARD LANGFORD. ARTHUR ASHLEY. . Matrimonial complications and their disentanglement. The danger of reckless flirtation, and still greater the danger of drifting apart that arises when ,a HUSBAND PLACES BUSINESS BEFORE HIS WIFE. Wonderful settings in New York City surroundings. Also showing Chapter Thirteen of "THE IRON CLAW,” entitled "THE HIDDEN FACE.” J|IVERYBODY'S. Continuous from 11 a.m. to 10.15 p.m"WOLF LOWRY." . . A Terrific Triangle Drama, Starring WILLIAM S. HART. >r A Thrilling Story of Red-blooded Men and Women', where life is real ajid LOVE IS LOVE. ' He gave a man just ONE MINUTE TO LIVE. What happened in that, one minute to cause him to put down the Six-shooters. Wonderful Western Scenes that are real and convincing. A Genuine Tale of Primitive Passion and Naked Souls. “THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS” ON SATURDAY. WELLINGTON ■ Is WIAKUXG UP To tho fact that To the fact that the QtAVAOH CLUB SHOW ° NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT DESERVES PUBLIC SUPPORT. Tho Rehearsal Critic Says: "The performance is roma rkah]o for ,abandon, verve and ■ embonpoint ", - . ■ N.i FOR PATRIOTIC PURPOSES. Bs. 2s. Is. TOWN HALL. 8 p.m. Box Plan alt The Bristol. 289 NEW ZEALAND ACADEMY OF FINE ' ARTS. • T JNTTL SATURDAY, October 731 L, the Annual Exhibition of Pictures, Sculpture Modelling and other Fine Arts bv New Zealand artists will be open daily from 11 a.m. to 5.30 p.m. and 7.30 p.m. to 9.30 p.m. at the Art Gallery, Whitmore street (opposite the Telephone Exchange). Admission Is. Art Union Tickets, Is. P. D'E. HODGKINS, Secretary. M MADAME FOLEY is now quoting reduced prices for Fancy Costumes for future demonstrations. Tuition Class every Monday. Assembly every Thursday. PUBLIC NOTICES. -E2OO REWARD. fJIHE MARBLE BAR, LTD., offer tho above reward of .£2OO for information i that will lead to tho conviction of person ot persons circulating malicious and unfounded statements about our establishments. 211 MARBLE BAR, LTD. M R BRIDGE. DENTIST , (Late Upper Willis street). Has resumed practice at MACARTHY CHAMBERS. 50. Willis street, opposite Hotel Windsor. Telephone 1491. Hours, 9 to 5. 570 INCOME TAX RETURNS. s 1 P. D. E. HODGKINS, Tax Expert. La to Adjuster Income Tax Department, 119, LAMBTON QUAY, Near Public Trust Office, Wellington. G 44 "Why did you get drunk,” the magistrate. "Oh. only for a lark!” plied the prisoner, airily. "Indeed!” replied the magistrate. “Wo have cages for larks. You can have the use of one for fourteen days!" Levi Cohen was looking very dejected. That morning he left the house with five pounds in his pocket to try his luck at the races, but, alas he had returntd at nightfall footsore pud weary and nothing in his possession hut a bad halfpenny. No wonder his hotter* half was in a bad temper. "How is it,” she snapped, "that you’re so unlucky at the j races. and yet you always win at cords?” “Well, my dear,’ responded Levi meekly,” you see, it’s this way: I don’t shuffle the horses." Inaniring Lady: How much milk does vour cow give a day? Truthful Boy: ’Bout oiiht quarts, lady. Inquiring Ladv: And how much of that do you sell? Truthful Boy; ’Bout .twelve Quarts, lady. j