-'Vva . The British Warm Tim: Yes, Duicinea, as darkness stole upon me I felt the icy blast send a chill down my spine . . . my fee* were freezing ... my blood went cold ... as cold as an iceberg ... as frigid and bleak as the heart of a landlord... I shivered... Gad 1 was c01d... miserable ... depressed ... utterly defeated. When lo Uu: Listen Calamity ... tchat about, some magic antidepression compound .. . the antidote to care. Arch enemy of the blues. The snow inciter. The footwarmer. The corpse reviver. Tim: To continue, Duicinea, from where I was so rudely interrupted—When lo—the tram stopped. I folded up my copy of "The Daily Depression" and proceeded forthwith to the one bright spot on the horizon—the Welcome Inn. And now fair Duicinea, two beakers of liquid fire to warm the cockles of our hearts—to make us glow and radiate good cheer. Timaru—cheaper than chest protectors—and warmer. TSTa JOHN REIli'S coble. Le Bottled with loving core by John Reid & Co. Ltd. uSS Annae Avenue. A uelelandßß
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXI, Issue 21882, 18 August 1934, Page 16
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167Page 16 Advertisements Column 2 New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXI, Issue 21882, 18 August 1934, Page 16
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