GREAT PROBLEMS OF THE DAY. Illuminating life ns if. dors. ths short, article may start, you thinking about, tho great, problems o£ the day. We take a few at random with sußßested answers:— Yountr Lady: "Why ran't I find a, suitable man to "marry?" Answer: There isn't one. Father: "Who denied tho mudguard of my car?" No answer. Business Man: "But, what, can we do for the unemployed? 1 Answer: Swop places with them. Typist: "What's a pood excuse for hems late at the office?" Answer: Ask the boss; lie's heard 'em all. Any Man: "What can I do to economise?" Answer: Smoke Luxury tobacco. Any Man: "How much can I *ave on that?" Answer: Luxury costs Is 7d « 20r.. parkel. Work out, jour saving jourself.— Aclvt.
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIX, Issue 21131, 14 March 1932, Page 14
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